Mary and soccer

Mary has decided that what she likes most about soccer is picking the grass and playing in the dirt while she watches every one else play. Now this is OK because really she's a little slower than the big 6 year old boys that constantly hog the ball so she has a little bit of a hard time keeping up. She tries for a while and then gets down to the business of landscaping. But Saturday she took soccer to a whole new level. She was being a defender with another little boy and so she was standing by the goal waiting for the ball to come back when all of a sudden we see her lifting up her shirt and showing the boy her tummy. He lifts up his shirt and shows his stomach, and the coach (the little boy's dad) comes running over and says, "Hey, what's going on here? Watch the game!!" What was really happening was that Mary had secretly worn her swimsuit to the game and was trying to show the little boy what a cool swimsuit she had on. I told John, "Go over there and tell your daughter to keep her clothes on!" He did and she did but we all had a good laugh.